This Fourth of July, WBC salutes those who serve in America’s paramilitary! Ever loyal, they do the job no one else wants to do — not because nobody would hire them, no — but because they want to!

These open carriers of freedom march from their mothers’ couches into our shopping centers and town squares, making their presence known with faces hidden–like their cause of porcelain white supremacy itself.

Let’s all sing a battle hymn for the self-appointed soldiers of might making right, putting potty before country, and waging war against foreign invaders that come to steal our jobs, rape our women, and use the wrong bathroom!